Printed to order · Est. 2026
We build the blank first — a mid-weight cotton with a collar that holds — and only then put a joke, a verse or a wordmark on it. Six designs. Nothing sitting in a warehouse.
6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton
The shelf
Six designs, three colourways each, six sizes. Everything is printed after you order it.
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The blank
Two bodies, chosen for different jobs. A 5.3 oz ring-spun classic that holds a tight four-colour registration, and a 6.1 oz garment-dyed oversized body that feels broken-in on the first wear.
Each product page tells you which one you are buying, with the chest and length measurement for every size. No guessing at a letter.
How we make them →4.9 average across 1,114 reviews
Before you order
Every product page lists the flat chest and body length for all six sizes. Here is the rest of what people ask.
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